June 24, 2011

Serious Enquiries Only

I know, I know -- I have no excuses.  Life just got in the way and I've been extremely negligent.  Work has been stupid, home has been busy, and my brain just hasn't been thinking about blogging.  Days, no weeks, have gone by with no thoughts except "get up" "brush teeth" "put first leg in pants".  You know what I mean -- I know you do.

Anyway I was just on craigslist and felt the need to share.  This has got to be the best ad I've ever seen (the photo is my addition -- for all you Johnny Depp fans):


Don Juan for hire


Date: 2011-06-22, 3:19PM PDT
Reply to: job-wqwb2-2456649978@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I am an amateur writer who loves writing women. I am very successful at it and have wooed many women online.

I am seeking to help wealthy men who want to romance a woman via E-Harmony or whatever. I want to get paid for my services.

Sounds silly I know, but I can get you laid by the woman of your dreams.

This is a time-consuming process and it won't be cheap, so serious inquiries only.

  • Compensation: I want to get paid anonymously via paypal
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2456649978

3 comments:

Jude@ThisJewels4You said...

Welcome back !! Jobs and life have a way of sometimes getting in the way! HAHA....

Love the ad...wonder how many have inquired! Apparently he must have a lot of time on his hands.

Sole the Sock said...

He probably knows how to keep women from leaving.


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