Wit (touched with sarcasm)
Play on words “I bring you flours” (from Stranger Than Fiction)
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Seeing something ordinary in a new way
my dog Cass
In a Paris hotel elevator:
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.