at my kitchen table: 04/01/2009

April 30, 2009

April 29, 2009

What they didn't teach in Latin class

Cogito sumere potum alterum

April 28, 2009

haiku 68

at my kitchen table
steak and frites
you can't get much better than that

(my apologies to my vegetarian friends -- but it's true)

April 27, 2009

haiku 67

at my kitchen table
wondering what happened
to four day work weeks

April 26, 2009

haiku 66

at my kitchen table
no riding today
head won't fit in helmet

April 25, 2009

haiku 65

at my kitchen table
just noticed the stove in the hall
is now gone

April 24, 2009

Think of a space 10 feet by 25 feet. In it are a bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom. Now imagine living in the space with your significant other, and a cat. Ok I know there are downtown condos this size selling for $400K plus but I’m talking about something a little less, shall we say, investment friendly.

Several years ago my boyfriend and I, tired of paying big rent for a small space, bought an old fishing boat. Named Eesi, she was wooden and weighed 22 tons and moved like a log jam. We paid $5000 for the boat and were prepared to sink another five thousand into her to make her livable. We’d seen enough converted fishing boats to know what we wanted. We had a plan. We would dry dock the boat for the winter – do all the work ourselves in the evenings and on weekends – put her back in the water in Steveston by April – and live on the cheap, slightly off the grid – a cell phone and a PO Box address.

Eesi was 32 feet long and had a wonderful, old fashioned feel. She was built in the 50's and her style conjured images of a harder yet simpler life. Her pilothouse contained a small galley; a single burner, a small sink with a button on the floor to operate the water (cold only), a fold down map table. A blackened pump toilet and moldy foam bedding occupied the V berth at the front of the boat. The interior lights operated off of the boat’s battery.

Our plan was doable, if somewhat ambitious. We removed the back wall of the pilothouse and added an addition – four sheets of particleboard for the sides, and one for the roof. Next came fiber glassing everything together. Once things seemed joined and sealed (though not pretty), we painted it white, put a french door in the back and two windows on either side. It was bright and airy, uninsulated and drafty. We ripped out the galley and put in new kitchen cupboards, counter top and sink (with hot and cold water). We were given an old propane oven and a bar fridge. The map table stayed. As for the pump toilet, we replaced it with a shiny, new pump toilet. But it remained accessible only by sitting on the galley floor, crab walking through a three-foot hole in the wall under the steering wheel, then jumping down onto the floor of the V berth. We wired the entire place for electricity.

All our possessions went into storage and we moved on board May 1st. We had a futon for a couch and a bed, a 13" TV/VCR combo – but no cable – a steamer trunk that was both storage and dinner table, and a rocking chair. We bought a metal rack that held our clothes, and a space heater that took the chill out of the air immediately in front of it (but nowhere else).
Our first night was anticipatory. We got ready for bed, unfolded the futon, fluffed the duvet and pillows, climbed under the covers, and wondered if we would sleep. Sleep, as it turned out would be one of the easiest things to do in a 250 square foot floating home. The sound of waves lapping on the side of the hull, the gentle rocking motion of the entire boat and the complete blackness without city lights, was all somehow reminiscent of an earlier, familiar place. We slept like babies.

Living was another story. There was no such thing as privacy. If I wanted to read and my boyfriend wanted to watch TV, I learned to tune out and he to turn down. With no washroom, bathing was done in the kitchen sink – showers taken at work. Food had to be purchased each day as our cupboards and fridge didn’t hold much. Dishes had to be cleaned and put away immediately, as our home was prone to rapid side-to-side movement. The wakes of large boats became our version of noisy neighbours.

We also learned that a boat is more work than a house. Imagine a black hole that you throw your pay cheque into as soon as it’s cashed. The roof leaked. The bilge pumps, which perform the vital function of pumping water out of a wooden boat, drained the battery and stopped working. The message from our floating neighbours prepared us for the sight of Eesi listing, but not for the three feet of water that had to be manually pumped out to keep her from sinking. When the transmission just stopped working (and the cost to repair was almost more than we paid for the boat), our dreams of pulling up anchor to spend idyllic weekends roaming the Gulf Islands fizzled. Out of money and patience, it was time to jump ship.
It had been a valuable experience. We had decluttered and downsized to such an extent, that we had so little, we missed nothing. We were surrounded by water and wildlife – swans, ducks, eagles and the occasional sea lion. After work we would open a bottle of wine and sit on the back deck enjoying the sun, talking with neighbours. And we laughed -- at the craziness of what we had done, the experience of doing it and the fact that we were still together. We proved to ourselves that we could be happy with less space and few gadgets. And that our possessions and address didn’t define us.

We tried to sell Eesi, but there wasn’t a big market for wooden trawlers that didn’t trawl. We ended up trading her for a pick-up truck and moved back into the city. We took our belongings out of storage, moved into a bigger place and started accumulating things once again. We eventually traded the pick-up truck for a newer car and all reminders of Eesi disappeared from our lives. But – we still drive by marinas longing to spot her ungainly exterior and hopeful she is still floating somewhere. The alternative is too sad to consider.

Was it an expensive, debt-causing, crazy thing to do? You bet. Was it all-consuming with constant repairs and maintenance? You bet. Was it inconvenient, challenging and just plain aggravating? You bet. But would we do it again? You bet.

April 23, 2009

It's Nice to See You

Over the course of my working life, I have had many "phone and email only colleagues" -- people that I have daily, work related conversations with but for whatever reason I have never met in person. They live and work in other cities; they provide support out in the field; they take my order and ship it. There is no opportunity (or sometimes, reason) to meet face to face. But face to face is how I prefer to interact with people. I like people; I like their faces. I get pleasure out of talking with someone and watching their face erupt in a grin or grimace. I love eye contact – the real way to tell if someone is being honest with you. And it’s just nice to know what people look like.

Don’t get me wrong, email is fantastic. Sometimes when I’ve had difficult news to deliver to a customer, I preferred the written word. I could think about what I wanted to say, type it out, delete anything that might be misconstrued or seem inappropriate, double and triple check what I’ve written, and then hit send. Yes I know, this is the cowardly way but I don’t like being yelled at. And if someone is yelling at me on the phone, I find it difficult not to yell back. Call me human. Paving the way with an email allows me to be empathetic when I follow up with a phone call. “I’m sorry Mrs. Parks, but your new home warranty does not cover sending someone over to remove the deer from your back yard. Yes Mrs. Parks, I do know how much you paid for your home. No Mrs. Parks, the deer isn’t dangerous and is probably more scared of you.” But, we've all had the email from someone we think is mad at us (all in CAPS for example) when in fact they were being sarcastically witty, or they thought all caps meant they were typing something REALLY IMPORTANT! It is hard to accurately convey feelings and expressions, unless you resort to :-) or :-( or LOL, and as my friend Dan pointed out, these don’t really do the job.

The phone is sometimes the only way to do business. In my new position I am on call in the evenings to deal with work-related emergencies. The call centre is located in Winnipeg and employs a great group of people, some of whom I have developed a great working relationship with. Two of them in particular – men with voices that automatically evoke a certain image of big, beefy radio guys (you know the voice) -- I’m particularly fond of. They are witty and generous and it's always a pleasure to hear either of them on the other end. But after a year of great conversations, venting and yes, getting the job done, I felt it was time to put faces to voices.

I think most people are visual. Someone tells a story and we imagine it playing like a movie in our heads. We say things like “I see what you mean” and “I look forward to meeting you” and “I’ll see what I can do”. We speak with someone on the phone or via email and we picture what they look like. Of course this is based on nothing more than our own biases and preferences, and even if we don’t have a clear mental image of the person on the other end of the phone, we entertain certain generalities. Deep, booming voice equals big, beefy radio guy; squeaky, timid voice equals short mousey gal; British accent equals Hugh Laurie (ok, maybe that’s my personal bias). But there comes a point when we’ve just got to know, when imagination isn’t enough.

A trip to Winnipeg to meet the guys face to face was out of the question (Winnipeg in February?) – but a photo would help. I sent one at Christmas (Christmas equals hats according to my boss)...

... and waited for one in return.

The first picture they sent me...

... accurately portrayed the vision I had of them, yet I wasn’t buying the 100th Monkey theory and felt there had to be a human side to them as well. The next two photos arrived today...

...and herein lies the problem. They don’t look like what I had imagined. In fact, I couldn’t have been more off the mark. And it left me with an odd feeling. It’s like when you see what you think is a bowl of chocolate pudding in the fridge and scoop some into your mouth only to discover it’s gravy. You like gravy but weren’t expecting gravy. You were expecting chocolate. So it leaves a funny taste in your mouth. I suppose if you scoop another bit of gravy into your mouth and you are now expecting gravy, you will enjoy the taste.

So the more I look at their pictures, the more I will see them for who they really are – not the big, beefy radio guys but the witty and generous men who make me laugh and feel good … just like chocolate.